Have a virtual french chocolate bar in one of your phallic breads. That's totally breakfast. That's also a 4PM snack but we're way too old for 4PM snacks by french standards so you can't have that. C'est la vie.
Also I melted, like chocolate^^, but from cuteness, when I read the "Hi. I read your LJ. You're strange. OK now!" thing. I mean, THE MAN SAID IT ALL! XD
Also I missed your strange LJ.
Also BLUE. Cuz cops are blue even if I'm late to the party.
And finally, it's nice to see so many lovely people gathered around you in here.
OK 'nough now :p