I am allowed the ones with no nicotine. Guess how NOT THE SAME that is. Also guess how I can't afford them anyway because I said fuck it and finally bought my daughter the most kick ass present ever (in her opinion, I hope) for her birthday next month.

You have a parasite? Fun. Which one of us is moving? Oh! I know we could do the whole just the other side of the border thing! That could so work.

*edited for autocorrect, worst invention EVER!