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Gravitational Theory of Shit.
Shit, as a rule, comes in two varieties. There is bad shit and good shit. But how does one tell before finding themselves in the midst of said shit which variety of shit they are about to be in?
Easy. Gravity.
Imagine for a moment you are standing with a small group of companions facing some shit and one of them exclaims “Shit is about to go down!”
Right there, you can be certain the shit you are about to face is of the bad, for bad shit always goes down.
Now, if on the other hand, your companion was suddenly gifted with a knack for telling the future and exclaimed “This is some good shit!”, you can be certain that shit is going up! Up in price, up nasal passages, toked up, shot up … you see the trend?
Good shit goes up, bad shit most definitely goes down.
So the next time you are faced with a mountain of shit, remember gravity (and to bring a friend prone to stating the obvious). If you are going to be dealing with shit, it helps to know what kind of shit you are in for, because shit happens, but you may as well be prepared and know your shit.
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Yes, I am now effectively banned from using a keyboard until I have slept properly. You're welcome.
Easy. Gravity.
Imagine for a moment you are standing with a small group of companions facing some shit and one of them exclaims “Shit is about to go down!”
Right there, you can be certain the shit you are about to face is of the bad, for bad shit always goes down.
Now, if on the other hand, your companion was suddenly gifted with a knack for telling the future and exclaimed “This is some good shit!”, you can be certain that shit is going up! Up in price, up nasal passages, toked up, shot up … you see the trend?
Good shit goes up, bad shit most definitely goes down.
So the next time you are faced with a mountain of shit, remember gravity (and to bring a friend prone to stating the obvious). If you are going to be dealing with shit, it helps to know what kind of shit you are in for, because shit happens, but you may as well be prepared and know your shit.
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Yes, I am now effectively banned from using a keyboard until I have slept properly. You're welcome.
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It actually works tbh, I'm impressed XP Would much rather have your brain than mine when I'm tired too!
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