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Still here!
Oct. 28th, 2012 12:08 amDid not get swept away by a tsunami, though I appreciate the concern. We are on the inside of the island though so usually we are pretty much okay.
( Drunken rambling and pics! )
( Drunken rambling and pics! )
The Problem with Youtube:
Oct. 21st, 2012 01:35 am"It's like a fucking trainwreck, only you have to be interactive with this trainwreck. You can't just drive by and see the carnage, no, you have to click next and there is a whole new trainwreck!"
conversations with "Kate" people
Jan. 4th, 2012 10:07 amBecause ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
bolob dared me to, I present a short list of things said in my house in the last 12 hours.
( clicking this may result in repeated uttering of "What the ..." )
Gravitational Theory of Shit.
Jul. 3rd, 2011 11:47 pm( ... )
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Yes, I am now effectively banned from using a keyboard until I have slept properly. You're welcome.
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Yes, I am now effectively banned from using a keyboard until I have slept properly. You're welcome.
Mom, we need to talk.
Jun. 29th, 2011 12:21 amIt has come to my attention there are several countries in the world where chocolate is totally a breakfast food.
The Philippines, Belgium (here, I am told, it is not uncommon for bread or toast to be served with a bar of chocolate. A BAR, Mom, bar of chocolate), Netherlands (chocolate sprinkles, chocolate flakes and chocolate spread), France (chocolate AND coffee!), Croatia, Spain ... Spain needs some extra attention here for a moment: chocolate con churros! Chocolate con churros, Mom! Additionally, Cola Cao (a high energy chocolate drink with vitamins and minerals) is also a popular breakfast beverage. In Greece and Brazil I found it is 100% acceptable for children to drink chocolate milk ... for breakfast!
After having this information come to my attention, Mother, I am forced to conclude that for the entirety of my childhood - you. were. wrong!
Now I know what you are going to say: "Chocolate is not breakfast!" I know you are going to say it because I have heard you say it many, many times as I am sure your mother also said it. I am proposing Grandma was wrong too, as was I every time I have told my own daughter "chocolate is not breakfast!"
I further propose that we must immediately rectify what is apparently an error spanning generations.
The plan:
In the interest of international fellowship and understanding it is imperative we immediately start eating chocolate, in as many of it's glorious forms as we can find, for breakfast. Every day. Starting tomorrow.
I know I personally have 34 years of this horrible misunderstanding to make amends for and you have nearly twice that many. This is going to require a lot of chocolate. In that regard I would like to amend this proposal with the stipulation that we not tell the child. She has only 10 years of error to rectify thus far and can afford to discover the error of her ways on her own. (Also, you know how she can inhale chocolate).
As I know you are an intelligent woman who fully believes in fellowship and international understanding, I am counting on your support and participation in this endeavor. It isn't too late, Mom, we can fix this
The Philippines, Belgium (here, I am told, it is not uncommon for bread or toast to be served with a bar of chocolate. A BAR, Mom, bar of chocolate), Netherlands (chocolate sprinkles, chocolate flakes and chocolate spread), France (chocolate AND coffee!), Croatia, Spain ... Spain needs some extra attention here for a moment: chocolate con churros! Chocolate con churros, Mom! Additionally, Cola Cao (a high energy chocolate drink with vitamins and minerals) is also a popular breakfast beverage. In Greece and Brazil I found it is 100% acceptable for children to drink chocolate milk ... for breakfast!
After having this information come to my attention, Mother, I am forced to conclude that for the entirety of my childhood - you. were. wrong!
Now I know what you are going to say: "Chocolate is not breakfast!" I know you are going to say it because I have heard you say it many, many times as I am sure your mother also said it. I am proposing Grandma was wrong too, as was I every time I have told my own daughter "chocolate is not breakfast!"
I further propose that we must immediately rectify what is apparently an error spanning generations.
The plan:
In the interest of international fellowship and understanding it is imperative we immediately start eating chocolate, in as many of it's glorious forms as we can find, for breakfast. Every day. Starting tomorrow.
I know I personally have 34 years of this horrible misunderstanding to make amends for and you have nearly twice that many. This is going to require a lot of chocolate. In that regard I would like to amend this proposal with the stipulation that we not tell the child. She has only 10 years of error to rectify thus far and can afford to discover the error of her ways on her own. (Also, you know how she can inhale chocolate).
As I know you are an intelligent woman who fully believes in fellowship and international understanding, I am counting on your support and participation in this endeavor. It isn't too late, Mom, we can fix this
Mathew took my notebook away...
Jun. 25th, 2011 11:45 pmTo get it back, he said I had to share this. :(
( What I do while my game loads )
Okay, yes ... it takes way too long for my game to load sometimes.
( What I do while my game loads )
Okay, yes ... it takes way too long for my game to load sometimes.
Attacked by a lion cup
Mar. 17th, 2011 12:07 amReally! Now I have a broken toe. It's fun stuff!
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You see this and:
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Sorry!
I will get back to the actual story now and stop being distracted by random stupidity that strikes me when I find funky camera angles. I don't have a d5 handy to find out which door he stashed it behind anyway :(
