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bolob dared me to, I present a short list of things said in my house in the last 12 hours.
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"l dropped my nickel."
"Was it a girl nickel?"
*Several hours later with no further discussion of said nickel *
"Short-rat, l found Philip! You better come and pick her up!"
"Yay! My nickel!"
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"Do not decorate the chicken!"
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“With enough hair gel you can style Mathew's hair. It's a proven fact. I was using pool water but..."
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"Fooie, what are you doing?"
"Crawling out of his grave."
"Fooie, are you in a grave?"
"Yes. I'm mashed potatoes... "
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from Mathew's game: "sir! our general is under attack!"
"So tell him to stay away from the stationary section!"
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"Why has no one done that? I should do that. Get a bag, fill it with hoes and walk down the street and then people would be like ‘Hey, nice hoe-bag’ and I could be all ‘Thanks!’ You would have to come with me though …”
“And then you could die getting beaten by that bag of hoes.”
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“No fricken’ gnomes!”
“Old fricken’ tomes!”
“Old tome gnome?”
“Exactly.”
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“My name is Compromise Morphine but they call me Kyra.”
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“And then you could die getting beaten by that bag of hoes.”
Best part of the day so far. Boss even broke away from his video game to come ask what I was laughing about. Completely epic! ^_^
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"So tell him to stay away from the stationary section!"
This made me laugh so much! I'm very, very fond of wordplay...
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