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There was stripping, pushing of all the right buttons over and over again, whispers of "Come on baby, work for me," tentacles, murmers of "oh baby, slide your port a into my slot b," all climaxing with a "faster, harder" ... drive.

Listening to Mathew doing computer repair sounds a lot like porn.

But!

7 more minutes while my back-ups install and I can totally tell you if my game works better on the new motherboard! Everything else is running way better. This is hopeful.

*EDIT* OMG! You guys!!!! I don't have to push F1 to start my computer anymore!

*Edit the second* 12 minutes to load my game. 12. Down from 45-50!

Is it still crashing when I try to pan the camera or open the buy menu (Which is what prompted the "Fooie, I need my motherboard replaced like NOW! My computer is currently on par with WebTV!")?

( I can haz game? )

 

Gravitational Theory of Shit.

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Yes, I am now effectively banned from using a keyboard until I have slept properly. You're welcome.