conversations with "Kate" people

[genlisae]

Because bolob dared me to, I present a short list of things said in my house in the last 12 hours.

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"l dropped my nickel."

"Was it a girl nickel?"

*Several hours later with no further discussion of said nickel *

"Short-rat, l found Philip! You better come and pick her up!"

"Yay! My nickel!"

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"Do not decorate the chicken!"

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“With enough hair gel you can style Mathew's hair. It's a proven fact. I was using pool water but..."

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"Fooie, what are you doing?"

"Crawling out of his grave."

"Fooie, are you in a grave?"

"Yes. I'm mashed potatoes... "

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from Mathew's game: "sir! our general is under attack!"

"So tell him to stay away from the stationary section!"

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"Why has no one done that? I should do that. Get a bag, fill it with hoes and walk down the street and then people would be like ‘Hey, nice hoe-bag’ and I could be all ‘Thanks!’ You would have to come with me though …”

“And then you could die getting beaten by that bag of hoes.”

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“No fricken’ gnomes!”

“Old fricken’ tomes!”

“Old tome gnome?”

“Exactly.”

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“My name is Compromise Morphine but they call me Kyra.”

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