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genlisaeWOOT! I finally got a random plot bunny I could share! No spoilers of any kind! Of course it was THIS plot bunny. It couldn't be 'Pizza' or 'Werewolf Movie Night' or any of the dozen other random plot bunnies that just had to be done. Nope, the first random I get to share is this. *head desk* It is a scary place in my head, let's just establish that now k?
Right, I make no guarantee of this making any sense. It was done for the lols and I am easily amused.
Advisories: 100% crack!, Possibly OOC though really it is more IN character than he has ever been portrayed before (I took his leash off, this is how he is!), Innuendo, shameless fangirling, zero attempt at a real story and really not something anyone should read. Ever.
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amochan8878 , thank you and I'm sorry!
“Tell me again what we are doing here,” Ripp cocked his head looking confused.
Telesto sighed, “Kate needs a cheering squad.”
“I figured that part,” Ripp rolled his eyes holding up the pompoms, “What I don’t get is why.”
“Cause she keeps threatening Amochan with pompoms and there was talk of a completely AU, will probably never be published, murderous Basil rampage. So now seemed as good a time as any.”
“K … and this has what to do with us?”
Telesto shrugged, “We look better in velvet and vinyl than Kate does?”
Ripp nodded, his eyes trailing appreciatively over the Alien, “I can’t argue with that.”
“Eyes above the waist, Princess.” Telesto shot Ripp a glare, folding his arms.
“I am still a little fuzzy on a few things,” Rick Contrary added puzzled as he joined them, “Why us specifically? There has to be better people for the job.
“It’s easy,” Telesto gave a dismissive wave, “I am here because Kate hates me, but she knows I ultimately rock, so there is really no better person to cheer on a killing spree by the person Amo ultimately loves but is over all an evil bastard. It’s an opposites thing.”
“Right,” Ripp nodded, “But why me?”
Telesto blinked at him.
“Oh yeah. Never mind.”
“But why I am I here?” Rick demanded, “I don’t go to school, any school, and I am really not a cheery kind of guy.”
Ripp grinned, his eyes moving to check out the tight vinyl pants the other boy was wearing, “I can completely answer that question.”
“Fine! Can we just get this over with please?” Rick snapped holding the pompoms out as if they were infested, “I would like to get rid of these … things!”
Ripp glanced down at the pompoms in his own hands, “I donno, I kind of want to keep mine. They’re fluffy.”
“Tel?” Ripp hissed out of the corner of his mouth.
“Hm?”
“I feel really stupid.”
“Shut up and cheer.”
Basil!
Basil!
He’s our elf!
It’s kind of hot that he’s hung up on himself!
He’s an Evil Bastard,
And that’s okay,
Everyone loves him anyway!
Go Basil! Yay!
“We are done here now, right?” Rick asked breaking the long uncomfortable silence.
Telesto nodded, “Yeah, that was it. Kind of anti-climactic.”
“Good,” Rick nodded walking away, “I need a shower. I feel so used and dirty.”
“Tel?”
“Yes?”
“You really don’t think Basil is hot do you?”
“Double-you tee eff?” Telesto shuddered, “No! I really don’t think Basil is hot.”
“Oh,” Ripp looked slightly disappointed.
Telesto’s jaw dropped, “Tell me you’re joking.”
Ripp shifted uncomfortably, “He’s got the whole arrogant bastard thing going for him, that and well, he’s male. Really the male thing is about all it takes.”
Shaking his head Telesto started walking away, “You know, the rest of the world is probably safer with you in the closet.”
Ripp nodded falling into step beside the Alien, “I know. I think it is all the years of repression.”
“Repression is bad,” Telesto agreed, “You up for coffee? I’m buying?”
“Only if the words ‘But I want to stop at home first so I can change,’ are not about to come out of your mouth,” Ripp countered.
Telesto gave him a sideways glance.
“Still repressing,” Ripp shrugged.
Telesto chuckled, “Let’s go. But do me a favour and try not to openly drool in your coffee okay?”
“I think I can do that … maybe.”
Right, I make no guarantee of this making any sense. It was done for the lols and I am easily amused.
Advisories: 100% crack!, Possibly OOC though really it is more IN character than he has ever been portrayed before (I took his leash off, this is how he is!), Innuendo, shameless fangirling, zero attempt at a real story and really not something anyone should read. Ever.
amochan8878 , thank you and I'm sorry!“Tell me again what we are doing here,” Ripp cocked his head looking confused.
Telesto sighed, “Kate needs a cheering squad.”
“I figured that part,” Ripp rolled his eyes holding up the pompoms, “What I don’t get is why.”
“Cause she keeps threatening Amochan with pompoms and there was talk of a completely AU, will probably never be published, murderous Basil rampage. So now seemed as good a time as any.”
“K … and this has what to do with us?”
Telesto shrugged, “We look better in velvet and vinyl than Kate does?”
Ripp nodded, his eyes trailing appreciatively over the Alien, “I can’t argue with that.”
“Eyes above the waist, Princess.” Telesto shot Ripp a glare, folding his arms.
“I am still a little fuzzy on a few things,” Rick Contrary added puzzled as he joined them, “Why us specifically? There has to be better people for the job.
“It’s easy,” Telesto gave a dismissive wave, “I am here because Kate hates me, but she knows I ultimately rock, so there is really no better person to cheer on a killing spree by the person Amo ultimately loves but is over all an evil bastard. It’s an opposites thing.”
“Right,” Ripp nodded, “But why me?”
Telesto blinked at him.
“Oh yeah. Never mind.”
“But why I am I here?” Rick demanded, “I don’t go to school, any school, and I am really not a cheery kind of guy.”
Ripp grinned, his eyes moving to check out the tight vinyl pants the other boy was wearing, “I can completely answer that question.”
“Fine! Can we just get this over with please?” Rick snapped holding the pompoms out as if they were infested, “I would like to get rid of these … things!”
Ripp glanced down at the pompoms in his own hands, “I donno, I kind of want to keep mine. They’re fluffy.”
“Tel?” Ripp hissed out of the corner of his mouth.
“Hm?”
“I feel really stupid.”
“Shut up and cheer.”
Basil!
Basil!
He’s our elf!
It’s kind of hot that he’s hung up on himself!
He’s an Evil Bastard,
And that’s okay,
Everyone loves him anyway!
Go Basil! Yay!
“We are done here now, right?” Rick asked breaking the long uncomfortable silence.
Telesto nodded, “Yeah, that was it. Kind of anti-climactic.”
“Good,” Rick nodded walking away, “I need a shower. I feel so used and dirty.”
“Tel?”
“Yes?”
“You really don’t think Basil is hot do you?”
“Double-you tee eff?” Telesto shuddered, “No! I really don’t think Basil is hot.”
“Oh,” Ripp looked slightly disappointed.
Telesto’s jaw dropped, “Tell me you’re joking.”
Ripp shifted uncomfortably, “He’s got the whole arrogant bastard thing going for him, that and well, he’s male. Really the male thing is about all it takes.”
Shaking his head Telesto started walking away, “You know, the rest of the world is probably safer with you in the closet.”
Ripp nodded falling into step beside the Alien, “I know. I think it is all the years of repression.”
“Repression is bad,” Telesto agreed, “You up for coffee? I’m buying?”
“Only if the words ‘But I want to stop at home first so I can change,’ are not about to come out of your mouth,” Ripp countered.
Telesto gave him a sideways glance.
“Still repressing,” Ripp shrugged.
Telesto chuckled, “Let’s go. But do me a favour and try not to openly drool in your coffee okay?”
“I think I can do that … maybe.”
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Date: 2010-08-11 07:35 am (UTC)On a side note, not sure I have ever seen a comment get this narrow before.
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Date: 2010-08-11 09:02 pm (UTC)LOL! That is sad. I can say absolutely nothing about Ripp that is not a spoiler.
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