It is possible you have participated in too many RPGs when ...

[genlisae]

You see this and:
 

 

 

 

Kegtin Deepanvil, the rough-and-tumble dwarven fighter, paused as he rounded the corner. He could hear the pounding footsteps of the undead army echoing down the passageway behind them; closing on them quickly. He knew they had to escape and fast before they were captured again by the wicked sorceress, Nohomana. They could not let her get her hands on the Blue Censer of Cunning and complete the Sacrament of the Abyss.

Kegtin Deepanvil did not move. Unable to take another step until he answered the question. The question that consumed him, tormented him, scratching at his mind with the poisoned claws of dread.

Slowly, Kegtin turned to his party, tugging thoughtfully at his beard, "Guys, does anyone remember which door we stashed the Mountain Dew behind?"

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Sorry!

I will get back to the actual story now and stop being distracted by random stupidity that strikes me when I find funky camera angles. I don't have a d5 handy to find out which door he stashed it behind anyway :(