It is possible you have participated in too many RPGs when ...

[genlisae]

You see this and:
 

 

 

 

Kegtin Deepanvil, the rough-and-tumble dwarven fighter, paused as he rounded the corner. He could hear the pounding footsteps of the undead army echoing down the passageway behind them; closing on them quickly. He knew they had to escape and fast before they were captured again by the wicked sorceress, Nohomana. They could not let her get her hands on the Blue Censer of Cunning and complete the Sacrament of the Abyss.

Kegtin Deepanvil did not move. Unable to take another step until he answered the question. The question that consumed him, tormented him, scratching at his mind with the poisoned claws of dread.

Slowly, Kegtin turned to his party, tugging thoughtfully at his beard, "Guys, does anyone remember which door we stashed the Mountain Dew behind?"

...

Sorry!

I will get back to the actual story now and stop being distracted by random stupidity that strikes me when I find funky camera angles. I don't have a d5 handy to find out which door he stashed it behind anyway :(

Comments

[simtopi]

"Are there any girls there? Because if there are any girls there I WANNA DO THEM."

XD

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"

[bellmont42.livejournal.com]

me too!

[amochan8878.livejournal.com]

I'll bet he's attacking the DARKNESS! And remember, he has GREY eyes.

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

You realize I totally had to go find that again and then I had to find the second one and now I have spent all day randomly singing "Fly by Night with Mountain Dew" ... *hangs head in shame*

[ktg]

*noises of pain*

Mom no, no. You didn't need to remind me of this. In other words.

With all due respect, BE GONE... sir.

/pat child on head

[genlisae]

Be proud of your nerd heritage.

Re: /pat child on head

[ktg]

Inquiry, was it required to remind me of this post?

I remember it in perfect clarity, it was not enjoyable the first time.

Re: /pat child on head

[genlisae]

Yes. The reminder was required as you were earlier having issue with friends playing D&D on twitter.

In your case, nerds are like spiders. Never more than a meter away.

Re: /pat child on head

[ktg]

Reminding someone of something they remember clearly seems redundant, un-required,unnecessary, pointless.

It makes even less sense when the memory brings pain and suffering, like this one does, despite earlier events that may have caused problems, and more memories that will be clearly remembered and painful.

Re: /pat child on head

[genlisae]

I have only one thing to say to you (or, sing rather): "Fly by night with Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew for yoooooou."

Re: /pat child on head

[ktg]

Fuck you.

Just no.

I'm done.

I AM OUT.

Re: /pat child on head

[genlisae]

My work here is done.