"I have a very bad feeling about this. "
Aug. 8th, 2011 11:58 pmCensor Gnome, you can stop that now.
"Right. So sorry. Carry on with the cover then."
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Sezic?
“Yes?”
Is that a prison cell you are standing next to?
“More or less, very generally speaking, yes.”
Why do you have a prison cell?
“Two reasons. The first, there are several hundred miles of utility piping buried on this planet. From a resource standpoint bars are as useful as paneling for basic room division.”
And the second?
“I think they’re pretty.”
I see.
“And … it is complete.”
Already?
“I work quickly when properly motivated.”
We can tell. What is it?
“It is an Interstellar Translocation Field Generator.”
A What?
“Teleporter.”
Oh.
“A few twists of the dials, punch a few buttons, locate a likely candidate and …”
Sezic … Tell me you have tested it already.
“Should I have?”
Before using it on something live? YES!
“Oh.”
Umm. Should it be smoking like that?
“I’m thinking probably not.”
Oh. My. …
“Duck!”
Are you okay?
“Be quiet. It’s moving.”
What’s …
… That!?
“Awwww!”
“Well hello. Aren’t you just the cutest thing.”
Sezic? What is it?
“No idea. I think I will name it Dox.”
And if it tries to eat you in your sleep?
“Then I’ll give it to the servo. They’ll get along wonderfully.”
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“We fixed it, didn’t we Doxie? Yes we did!”
All better now?
“Better than better.”
“In just a few more moments it will be all charged up and then, finally, I will have someone to talk to and do things with. All sorts of things! Things I haven’t done in a very long time! Isn’t that right, Dox?
You’re sure it works this time? You tested it?
“Nope. Don’t need to test it I know what I did wrong last time.”
Sezic …
“Have faith would you?”
Blue glow. Blue glow is bad.
“It is a different blue glow. This blue glow is good.”
You sure?
“Mostly.”
“Yes! Okay, now I’m sure. That is the good blue glow!”
Sezic, he doesn’t look so good.
“Nonsense. He looks just …”
“Oh. Well that can’t be good.”
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Is Malcolm alright? Will he survive the harrowing trip across millions of light years as a stream of molecules? Where those molecules reassembled correctly or has Sezic managed to make a Malcolm shaped omelet?
I don't know, I haven't gotten that far yet, but you will find out next time!
Short update this time because there are a couple of points I wanted to go over.
First, I have lost my mind and have decided to do all of this without the majority of my mods *whimper*. No motive maxing, no instant relationships, etc, etc. I'm doing this the hard way. *headdesk* (How do people play like this? I miss you Simblender!)
Second. Let's talk genetics. Sezic has horns. It stands to reason that (were they not an accessory) at least some of his children would inherit those horns. So, for the purposes of this dare the "horn gene" will be passed if the child inherits Sezic's skintone, Sezic's eyes AND the brow ridge. All three. Any spawn who don't get all three don't get horns.
Further, any Maxis sims appearing here which also appear in Pleasantries will be appearing in their Pleasantries Make-Over version. Yes, there is a reason for this aside from I just prefer them that way. No, I am not going to tell you what that reason is. It will be explained ... eventually.
Lastly. Because LJ has decided to let me use the scrapbook again (Yay!) all images are clicky for a larger size except for the cover images which are clicky for the index (Woot! Navigation!). Same for the images in the first episode, you know, in case you wanted a closer look at the brow ridge. *shudders*
Next episode should be up tomorrow (day after at the latest) and once this dare is over I will be putting up Sezic and ALL of his offspring for anyone who wishes to download them. For anyone else who would like to give this dare a shot, full rules can be found here.
Come on, you know you want to!
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Date: 2011-08-09 03:10 pm (UTC)And Dox is adorable.
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Date: 2011-08-10 04:28 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2011-08-09 04:59 pm (UTC)And I'd love to download Sezic :D
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Date: 2011-08-10 01:25 am (UTC)Dox is cute, where is he from, and is he available for download?
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Date: 2011-08-10 04:34 am (UTC)I was trying to work out where Dox would be from the while I was creating her (I think Dox is a girl, but don't quote me on that! I don't really remember ... *headdesk*) and so far her planet of origin remains "unknown". lol
She will be available as soon as I work out how to extract pets *nod* all previous attempts have failed miserably.
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Date: 2011-08-11 08:33 pm (UTC)