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[genlisae]

I like spam! This kind of spam anyway, the other, comes in a can kind? DO NOT LIKE. Which is totally off topic, but I am procrastinating ... seriously. Procrastinating to post my own picspam. How sad is that?

There are reasons!

This isn't one of them.



Fricken Rawr! And you better believe it. *nod*  Seriously, now that you can fully see it, how cute is that tiger? ... The one ON the jammies. We know how cute the one in the jammies is!




And here is where Tel shows he may have a few cannibalistic tendencies. I have thought a lot of things about Ripp's nose, never thought it looked tasty ... O.o




At first I was all "Awwwww, Toddler Tel is playing with the spaceship!". Then I really looked.  No toddler should look that intently serious (with just a hint of sadistic glee) while playing with a spaceship! (Also, I am kind of expecting him to randomly sprout fangs and start hissing like a snake but that could just be me). Now I have just one question: What the hell did he just do and how big will the explosion be?!




:D

Anto is not really camera shy, but would you want your picture taken with Cal when he's doing that?




"Why haven't I killed you yet?"

"You can't kill perfection."

"I can hurt it. A lot."


... So I am procrastinating again. I just cleaned my monitor even, because I really want to share this next one, but ... :/

I have recreated almost everyone at a younger age (age stage for those that need to be) in a new hood because I am going to need them for more than just the one project. One of the ones I am going to need younger is Rick. His history is ... You know what? There is really no way to explain this.

This next one is going to hurt.




It hurts a lot.






And I really hate when he looks at me like that! At any age! But Toddler is by far the worst. Toddler actually gets a whimper and a "Soon, sweetie. I promise!" and then I get laughed at!

:(

(Also, put the virtual noose away Amo! There were no spoilers there. Insignificant back story.)

I have possibly depressed myself slightly. I think we need to take a moment to laugh at Tel. *nod*




You know if he could, he would so strangle me for sharing this. *snigger*

Moving on.



I love this picture. They look so happy. They're young, they have their whole lives ahead of them. Sure, right now he's mostly warming the bench and she's still working as a cashier at Sim-Mart but they have plans! Two beautiful little girls who will grow up well and do great things and a brand new house.

So much hope. So much promise.




So much yellow.

I started this post almost three hours ago. In those three hours I have included images I didn't intend to (Tel eating Ripp's nose, that last one of Rick), cleaned my monitor, written some of 5.6 and ... reread a thing related to the other (major) reason I have been procrastinating this whole damn time.

That thing by the way? It needs work. Anyway.



This image from "Baby".

When I took that shot I turned to Mathew and said "I have figured out what is wrong with Tel. Ripp hit him on the head when he was a baby." Mathew looked over my shoulder and said "He did. You should totally put a hammer in his hand." Which I thought might be kind of funny, in a REALLY WRONG sort of way (wrong hadn't even started yet!) so I went to get the hammer from the catalog. Only the hammer I have is like twice the size of Baby Tel there! (Why do people do that?) However. while I was going through the catelog ... I found a bunch of other stuff ... and a few minutes later:





Toddler Ripp: “Okay, Baby Tel, here’s the deal. Pay attention and things will go easier for you in the future.

This is the knife my mom is going to drop on the floor one day when I’m six. I don’t like talking about that day. It’s not cool.”


 


Toddler Ripp: “This is a sad panda.

I’m totally going to turn into one of these and that’s okay because you like sad pandas. We work good that way.”

 



Toddler Ripp: “This is pizza.

It is the only food group no matter what Mrs. Fletcher tries to say when you’re in third grade. You have the whole pyramid right here. It is even shaped like a pyramid!

The less likely Damon is to eat it the better it tastes. Remember that. It’s important.”

 



Toddler Ripp: “And this is a cucumber.

I can’t really tell you what the cucumber is for ‘cause you’re not old enough yet. I’M not old enough yet! But the cucumber is of the good as I am sure we will find out when we are much, much older.”

 



Toddler Ripp: “And this is us in a few more years.

Kate says we have fans. How cool is that? She says we especially have fans when we do what we are about to do in this picture which is like the second best thing in the world. Third best if you count the cucumber separate from the first best …”

Baby Tel: “Someone get me the hell away from this lunatic.”


..... *hangs head* Yeah, I can make toddlers and babies wrong ... and it needs work :oP

Comments

[remisims.livejournal.com]

Okay, "Baby" near killed me with the adorableness, happiness and sadness, and this just got me. It's 1AM here and I think I woke people up with my "Awwwwwww!"s and snorts of restrained laughter. Oh god, the pizza had me giggling, but the cucumber.. ~sits and giggles uncontrollably like the immature girly she is~

Naw, baby Rick! I just want to cuddle him. :'(

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

lol! Waking people up at 1AM is the best when they have no idea what you are giggling about and there is no way you could ever explain it them.

Rick needs cuddles *nod*

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

That last (linked) picture is all kinds of adorable too -- they look so fierce and uncomfortable as they confront that cucumber and try to figure out exactly what to do with it (of course they know in a general sense!)

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! LOL! I hadn't ever looked at the scenario in the linked image from that perspective. *laughs harder* I can totally see it though and you are absolutely right! One of them may know all too well what to do with it though. ROFL.

[debbycus.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Oh, this had me entertained all day long! So much hilarious inappropriateness! XD
It seems that it is a New Favourite Character week for me... McGonagall, Eric Northman, and now Rick. Poor baby :[ Also, I see what you did there... The computer screen is actually one of your artworks, no?

I think I might post some of your pics on Tumblr -- giving credit and linking back, of course! Is that okay with you?

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

:D My moments of inappropriate do tend to be of the entertaining variety when I am tired (which I totally was at the time and this is good because usually they are just plain inappropriate >.>)

The computer screen in the seventh pic where Rick's mom is doing lines (or freebasing, I have never really been sure which) with John Mole and Edward is proving to be far too obsessed with something to notice/care what is going on? If that's the one, nope! That is not one of mine. It is an ultra sound. *cough* andmightbeaslightlymajorplothint *cough*

Absolutely okay. Use my stuff for whatever you want. :)

[debbycus.livejournal.com]

... In that case, could we get a closer shot? :D Not that I could figure out what it's supposed to be anyway. But I have a wild guess based on what Edward's studying... *Squints* Huh, I still think it looks somewhat like your banner. Ah well.
Hello there, John! *Reads wiki about him* "Mysteriously disappearing intelligence agent"? XD I totally did not play him that way. This is getting more and more interesting! :D

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

I could get a closer shot next time I in game, not sure it would help, lol It really is just a standard generic ultrasound of a baby. You can get the higher rez versions of all of these by clicking on them though (takes you to the LJ gallery etc, etc, cause I was feeling way too lazy to deal with Photobucket so I just did a direct upload into the post) which might make it a bit more clear. Of course it will also make things like what is on the centre table more clear and the floor stains and the simlish on the whiteboard ... then Rick's face ... Okay, DO NOT look at the higher rez version. (And you are so going to go look anyway ...)

*nod* Mysteriously disappearing intelligence agents. I kind of tossed most of that as well, along with that he actually has a "real" job but that was probably abundantly clear already.

[debbycus.livejournal.com]

In that case, don't bother. Unless the fetus already resembles the parents :P Hehe.
The Simlish on the board is very cryptic... Is Worthey an OC? Yes, I totally just transcribed the whole thing. Also, that big triangle thing looks familiar... OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT!!! I SHALL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND WATER-WALK MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL LIVE UNDER YOUR PORCH BECAUSE OH GAWD OBLIVIONNN. EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. Now I know why I suddenly wanted to write something in Daedric; it's because my subconscious recognised that thing, as well as the remnant Daedric writings, and all the while my conscious went "nope, no way, no reason". Oh em geeeee~.
Now, chores to do. *Flails out of the room*

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

If you reeeeeeeeally want to know about Worthy (the e is totally a typo that I only just noticed. It is possible I read way too much simlish when I am missing typos. It is the font my sister and I switch to when one of us has others present we do not trust with reading the screen and/or should not be reading the screen like say children or a certain one of our brothers ...) keeping in mind we are getting into major spoiler territory here. Not huge, huge yet, but getting there it is in the banner (http://pleasantries-sims.dreamwidth.org/),

And yes, I did. I had this huge blank space on the whiteboard that needed something in it and it was on one of the wall writings (and bizarrely fitting for a really obscure reference that also appears in 5.4) so I dropped it in the empty space. Keeping in mind I have not personally played the game because I suck that badly. It was however one of the many games that has been "story time" (Mathew plays, I listen along/make random commentary/usually have a better idea what is going on than he does, etc. All of which leaves me not really wanting to play them because I already know what happens). It was one of my more fondly remembered from "story time" though so along with the previously mentioned obscure reference was a nod to having enjoyed the story.

[debbycus.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid the spoiler is entirely wasted on me, as I have no idea what it's supposed to spoil. Unless it is connected to genetic engineering and/or alien studies... or something. Yeah, I haven't the slightest.

Hehe, somehow I knew Mathew was the one playing it! You sound a lot like my best friend, who used to watch me play too (back when we shared an apartment). I didn't realise how much she loved it until she started asking me to fire up the game or just play the theme song on YouTube... *nostalgic*
Did you know that Sean Bean (voice of Martin) died 22 times in movie roles, 23 if we count Oblivion? He must be good at it.

(I waited a bunch of time to reply, so you could sleep if you wanted to; I didn't want to be the thing that kept you up >.<)

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Not huge, huge, spoiler yet then. (I was worried about how many other little bits you may have picked up ... and now I shut up.)

*nod* Mathew is usually the one who plays the games, unless it is an RTS. Those are mine. Oh! And Dragon Age: Origins I played the hell out of that! I totally understand where your friend is coming from! Mathew got speakers for his birthday because my rabbit chewed through the wires on his old ones and while he was okay with just using his headset, I was not. Story time needs to happen!

Sean Bean now totally = "The dead guy" *nod*

[simlili.livejournal.com]

Seriously, woman...a cucumber?! *rolls eyes*
Sweet little Rick.. :(

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

But, but ... it was there! And there are options! And accessories! I had to. I didn't have a choice. ACCESSORIES! For real.

Lots of :( for Rick ... and I can't even promise it gets better.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry hon; I can't help going on your back journal entries and finding these wonderfully entertaining bits XDDD OMG I can't believe all the stuff you put in poor Ripp's hand. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

*hangs head* I am rather ashamed of myself ... or not. Yeah, mostly not!

[bolob.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you'd be >D

[bolob.livejournal.com]

OMG I missed that pic of the cucumber! I have that pb dear >D *mwahaha

[genlisae.livejournal.com]

That posebox is awesome and wonderful and I have used it far more times than I think even I realize ... Intended for wrong (and I will get to that!) but it is oh so versatile as well.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

LOL n_n Oh I'll be using it in the upcoming chapter, specifically the 1st and 5th poses (the one where the person's on the ground hands tied and the person tilting their head up to them and then the person the ground tied up lying sideways. I'm tempted tempted to use the bj one, but I know PB would be a bitch and I'm scared to use LJ since it's so damn tempramental D<)