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I like spam! This kind of spam anyway, the other, comes in a can kind? DO NOT LIKE. Which is totally off topic, but I am procrastinating ... seriously. Procrastinating to post my own picspam. How sad is that?
There are reasons!
This isn't one of them.

Fricken Rawr! And you better believe it. *nod* Seriously, now that you can fully see it, how cute is that tiger? ... The one ON the jammies. We know how cute the one in the jammies is!

And here is where Tel shows he may have a few cannibalistic tendencies. I have thought a lot of things about Ripp's nose, never thought it looked tasty ... O.o

At first I was all "Awwwww, Toddler Tel is playing with the spaceship!". Then I really looked. No toddler should look that intently serious (with just a hint of sadistic glee) while playing with a spaceship! (Also, I am kind of expecting him to randomly sprout fangs and start hissing like a snake but that could just be me). Now I have just one question: What the hell did he just do and how big will the explosion be?!

:D
Anto is not really camera shy, but would you want your picture taken with Cal when he's doing that?

"Why haven't I killed you yet?"
"You can't kill perfection."
"I can hurt it. A lot."
... So I am procrastinating again. I just cleaned my monitor even, because I really want to share this next one, but ... :/
I have recreated almost everyone at a younger age (age stage for those that need to be) in a new hood because I am going to need them for more than just the one project. One of the ones I am going to need younger is Rick. His history is ... You know what? There is really no way to explain this.
This next one is going to hurt.

It hurts a lot.


And I really hate when he looks at me like that! At any age! But Toddler is by far the worst. Toddler actually gets a whimper and a "Soon, sweetie. I promise!" and then I get laughed at!
:(
(Also, put the virtual noose away Amo! There were no spoilers there. Insignificant back story.)
I have possibly depressed myself slightly. I think we need to take a moment to laugh at Tel. *nod*

You know if he could, he would so strangle me for sharing this. *snigger*
Moving on.

I love this picture. They look so happy. They're young, they have their whole lives ahead of them. Sure, right now he's mostly warming the bench and she's still working as a cashier at Sim-Mart but they have plans! Two beautiful little girls who will grow up well and do great things and a brand new house.
So much hope. So much promise.

So much yellow.
I started this post almost three hours ago. In those three hours I have included images I didn't intend to (Tel eating Ripp's nose, that last one of Rick), cleaned my monitor, written some of 5.6 and ... reread a thing related to the other (major) reason I have been procrastinating this whole damn time.
That thing by the way? It needs work. Anyway.

This image from "Baby".
When I took that shot I turned to Mathew and said "I have figured out what is wrong with Tel. Ripp hit him on the head when he was a baby." Mathew looked over my shoulder and said "He did. You should totally put a hammer in his hand." Which I thought might be kind of funny, in a REALLY WRONG sort of way (wrong hadn't even started yet!) so I went to get the hammer from the catalog. Only the hammer I have is like twice the size of Baby Tel there! (Why do people do that?) However. while I was going through the catelog ... I found a bunch of other stuff ... and a few minutes later:

Toddler Ripp: “Okay, Baby Tel, here’s the deal. Pay attention and things will go easier for you in the future.
This is the knife my mom is going to drop on the floor one day when I’m six. I don’t like talking about that day. It’s not cool.”

Toddler Ripp: “This is a sad panda.
I’m totally going to turn into one of these and that’s okay because you like sad pandas. We work good that way.”

Toddler Ripp: “This is pizza.
It is the only food group no matter what Mrs. Fletcher tries to say when you’re in third grade. You have the whole pyramid right here. It is even shaped like a pyramid!
The less likely Damon is to eat it the better it tastes. Remember that. It’s important.”

Toddler Ripp: “And this is a cucumber.
I can’t really tell you what the cucumber is for ‘cause you’re not old enough yet. I’M not old enough yet! But the cucumber is of the good as I am sure we will find out when we are much, much older.”

Toddler Ripp: “And this is us in a few more years.
Kate says we have fans. How cool is that? She says we especially have fans when we do what we are about to do in this picture which is like the second best thing in the world. Third best if you count the cucumber separate from the first best …”
Baby Tel: “Someone get me the hell away from this lunatic.”
..... *hangs head* Yeah, I can make toddlers and babies wrong ... and it needs work :oP
There are reasons!
This isn't one of them.
Fricken Rawr! And you better believe it. *nod* Seriously, now that you can fully see it, how cute is that tiger? ... The one ON the jammies. We know how cute the one in the jammies is!
And here is where Tel shows he may have a few cannibalistic tendencies. I have thought a lot of things about Ripp's nose, never thought it looked tasty ... O.o
At first I was all "Awwwww, Toddler Tel is playing with the spaceship!". Then I really looked. No toddler should look that intently serious (with just a hint of sadistic glee) while playing with a spaceship! (Also, I am kind of expecting him to randomly sprout fangs and start hissing like a snake but that could just be me). Now I have just one question: What the hell did he just do and how big will the explosion be?!
:D
Anto is not really camera shy, but would you want your picture taken with Cal when he's doing that?
"Why haven't I killed you yet?"
"You can't kill perfection."
"I can hurt it. A lot."
... So I am procrastinating again. I just cleaned my monitor even, because I really want to share this next one, but ... :/
I have recreated almost everyone at a younger age (age stage for those that need to be) in a new hood because I am going to need them for more than just the one project. One of the ones I am going to need younger is Rick. His history is ... You know what? There is really no way to explain this.
This next one is going to hurt.
It hurts a lot.
And I really hate when he looks at me like that! At any age! But Toddler is by far the worst. Toddler actually gets a whimper and a "Soon, sweetie. I promise!" and then I get laughed at!
:(
(Also, put the virtual noose away Amo! There were no spoilers there. Insignificant back story.)
I have possibly depressed myself slightly. I think we need to take a moment to laugh at Tel. *nod*
You know if he could, he would so strangle me for sharing this. *snigger*
Moving on.
I love this picture. They look so happy. They're young, they have their whole lives ahead of them. Sure, right now he's mostly warming the bench and she's still working as a cashier at Sim-Mart but they have plans! Two beautiful little girls who will grow up well and do great things and a brand new house.
So much hope. So much promise.
So much yellow.
I started this post almost three hours ago. In those three hours I have included images I didn't intend to (Tel eating Ripp's nose, that last one of Rick), cleaned my monitor, written some of 5.6 and ... reread a thing related to the other (major) reason I have been procrastinating this whole damn time.
That thing by the way? It needs work. Anyway.

This image from "Baby".
When I took that shot I turned to Mathew and said "I have figured out what is wrong with Tel. Ripp hit him on the head when he was a baby." Mathew looked over my shoulder and said "He did. You should totally put a hammer in his hand." Which I thought might be kind of funny, in a REALLY WRONG sort of way (wrong hadn't even started yet!) so I went to get the hammer from the catalog. Only the hammer I have is like twice the size of Baby Tel there! (Why do people do that?) However. while I was going through the catelog ... I found a bunch of other stuff ... and a few minutes later:
Toddler Ripp: “Okay, Baby Tel, here’s the deal. Pay attention and things will go easier for you in the future.
This is the knife my mom is going to drop on the floor one day when I’m six. I don’t like talking about that day. It’s not cool.”
Toddler Ripp: “This is a sad panda.
I’m totally going to turn into one of these and that’s okay because you like sad pandas. We work good that way.”
Toddler Ripp: “This is pizza.
It is the only food group no matter what Mrs. Fletcher tries to say when you’re in third grade. You have the whole pyramid right here. It is even shaped like a pyramid!
The less likely Damon is to eat it the better it tastes. Remember that. It’s important.”
Toddler Ripp: “And this is a cucumber.
I can’t really tell you what the cucumber is for ‘cause you’re not old enough yet. I’M not old enough yet! But the cucumber is of the good as I am sure we will find out when we are much, much older.”
Toddler Ripp: “And this is us in a few more years.
Kate says we have fans. How cool is that? She says we especially have fans when we do what we are about to do in this picture which is like the second best thing in the world. Third best if you count the cucumber separate from the first best …”
Baby Tel: “Someone get me the hell away from this lunatic.”
..... *hangs head* Yeah, I can make toddlers and babies wrong ... and it needs work :oP
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Date: 2011-07-18 03:06 pm (UTC)Naw, baby Rick! I just want to cuddle him. :'(
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Date: 2011-07-19 06:45 am (UTC)Rick needs cuddles *nod*